By reading this, you have just legally signed your name to a marriage contract. We shall be married at dawn. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, my name's Rachelle. I like dresses, and flowers, and petting kittens, and having tea with Mister Corpse Friend. I'm What some people call a whore, others there secret obsession. Sometimes, I like to take pictures with my camera. GNOME WHERE??!??!My heart's in the right place, but my brain never was. Once, I tried to cook some dinner, but the guy wouldn't get in the freaking oven!! I have an alter-ego named Eggo.. but you can't know what her name is. I'm extremely naïve and I like yelling in stranger's ears and then running away just to piss them off.

Are you stupid?? WHY DONT YOU MAKE SENCE?

Yes, I am quite stupid; I don't make sense because of this.

Let it be known that i have a girlfriend. We are currently date-ing. and soon to be engaged. Some people tell me, Your going to hell, Are you bi?, Can i see your boobs?, is that your natural hair color?, I'll make this sound nice, I hate people.

I hate not getting my way. So, if you're pushing a shopping cart, you can crash into people
and say, "YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!! BLOODY HORRIBLE MASSACRES OF BLOODY VIOLENT DEATHS!
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!!! EXCEPT YOU!!! I like your tie!!"

my attention span only ways a few grams. Ive lost intrest in typing on a keyboard and stairing at a monitor that cant move or do any tricks like my mister molest doll.

I BAKED YOU THAT PIE MR. CORPSE FRIEND.

-Rachelle.